Two and a Half Men

• • Season 12
• Episode 01 - The Ol' Mexican Spinach
  30 October 2014
• Episode 02 - A Chic Bar in Ibiza
  6 November 2014
• Episode 03 - Glamping in a Yurt
  13 November 2014
• Episode 04 - Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
  20 November 2014
• Episode 05 - Oontz Oontz Oontz
  27 November 2014
• Episode 06 - Alan Shot a Little Girl
  4 December 2014
• Episode 07 - Sex With an Animated Ed Asner
  11 December 2014
• Episode 08 - Clockwise in Back Hole Until Tight
  18 December 2014
• Episode 09 - Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
  8 January 2015
• Episode 10 - Here I Come, Pants!
  15 January 2015
• Episode 11 - For Whom the Booty Calls
  22 January 2015
• Episode 12 - A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
  29 January 2015
• Episode 13 - Boompa Loved His Hookers
  5 February 2015
• Episode 14 - Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
  12 February 2014
• Episode 15 - Of Course He's Dead Part 1
  19 February 2015
• • Season 11
• Episode 01 - Nangnangnangnang
  26 September 2013
• Episode 02 - I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
  3 October 2013
• Episode 03 - This Unblessed Biscuit
  10 October 2013
• Episode 04 - Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
  17 October 2013
• Episode 05 - Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
  24 October 2013
• Episode 06 - Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
  7 November 2013
• Episode 07 - Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
  14 November 2013
• Episode 08 - Mr. Walden, He Die, I Clean Room
  0 March 0
• Episode 09 - Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
  5 December 2013
• Episode 10 - On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
  12 December 2013
• Episode 11 - Taze in the Lady Nuts
  2 January 2014
• Episode 12 - Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
  9 January 2014
• Episode 13 - Bite Me, Supreme Court
  30 January 2014
• Episode 14 - Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
  6 February 2014
• Episode 15 - Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
  27 February 2014
• Episode 16 - How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
  6 March 2014
• Episode 17 - Welcome Home, Jake
  13 March 2014
• Episode 18 - West Side Story
  3 April 2014
• Episode 19 - Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick
  10 April 2014
• Episode 20 - Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
  24 April 2014
• Episode 21 - Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
  1 May 2014
• Episode 22 - Oh, Wald-e, Good Times Ahead
  8 May 2014
• • Season 10
• Episode 01 - A Big Bag of Dog
  27 September 2012
• Episode 02 - A Big Bag of Dog
  4 October 2012
• Episode 03 - Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
  11 October 2012
• Episode 04 - You Know What the Lollipop Is For
  18 October 2012
• Episode 05 - That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
  25 October 2012
• Episode 06 - Ferrets, Attack!
  1 November 2012
• Episode 07 - Avoid the Chinese Mustard
  8 November 2012
• Episode 08 - Something My Gynecologist Said
  15 November 2012
• Episode 09 - I Scream When I Pee
  29 November 2012
• Episode 10 - One Nut Johnson
  6 December 2012
• Episode 11 - Give Santa a Tail-Hole
  13 December 2012
• Episode 12 - Welcome to Alancrest
  3 January 2013
• Episode 13 - Grab a Feather and Get in Line
  10 January 2013
• Episode 14 - Run, Steven Staven! Run!
  31 January 2013
• Episode 15 - Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
  7 February 2013
• Episode 16 - Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
  14 February 2013
• Episode 17 - Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
  21 February 2013
• Episode 18 - The 9:04 From Pemberton
  7 March 2013
• Episode 19 - Big Episode. Someone Stole A Spoon
  14 March 2013
• Episode 20 - Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
  4 April 2013
• Episode 21 - Another Night With Neil Diamond
  25 April 2013
• Episode 22 - My Bodacious Vidalia
  2 May 2013
• Episode 23 - Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
  9 May 2013
• • Season 9
• Episode 01 - Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
  19 September 2011
• Episode 02 - People Who Love Peepholes
  26 September 2011
• Episode 03 - Big Girls Don't Throw Food
  3 October 2011
• Episode 04 - Nine Magic Fingers
  10 October 2011
• Episode 05 - A Giant Cat Holding Churro
  17 October 2011
• Episode 06 - The Squat and the Hover
  24 October 2011
• Episode 07 - Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
  31 October 2011
• Episode 08 - Thanks for the Intercourse
  7 November 2011
• Episode 09 - Frodo's Headshots
  14 November 2011
• Episode 10 - A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
  21 November 2011
• Episode 11 - What a Lovely Landing Strip
  5 December 2011
• Episode 12 - One False Move, Zimbabwe!
  12 December 2011
• Episode 13 - Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
  2 January 2012
• Episode 14 - A Possum on Chemo
  16 January 2012
• Episode 15 - The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack
  6 December 2012
• Episode 16 - Sips, Sonnets And Sodomy
  13 February 2012
• Episode 17 - Not In My Mouth
  20 February 2012
• Episode 18 - The War Against Gingivitis
  27 February 2012
• Episode 19 - Palmdale, Ech
  19 March 2012
• Episode 20 - Grandma's Pie
  9 April 2012
• Episode 21 - Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
  16 April 2012
• Episode 22 - Why We Gave Up Women
  30 April 2012
• Episode 23 - The Straw in My Donut Hole
  7 May 2012
• Episode 24 - Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
  14 May 2012
• • Season 8
• Episode 01 - Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
  20 September 2010
• Episode 02 - A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
  27 September 2010
• Episode 03 - A Pudding Filled Cactus
  4 October 2010
• Episode 04 - Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
  11 October 2010
• Episode 05 - The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
  18 October 2010
• Episode 06 - Twanging Your Magic Clanger
  25 October 2010
• Episode 07 - The Crazy Bitch Gazette
  1 November 2010
• Episode 08 - Springtime on a Stick
  8 November 2010
• Episode 09 - A Good Time in Central Africa
  15 November 2010
• Episode 10 - Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
  22 November 2010
• Episode 11 - Dead From the Waist Down
  6 December 2010
• Episode 12 - Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
  13 December 2010
• Episode 13 - Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup
  3 January 2011
• Episode 14 - Lookin' for Japanese Subs
  17 January 2011
• Episode 15 - Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
  7 February 2011
• Episode 16 - That Darn Priest
  14 February 2011
• • Season 7
• Episode 01 - 818-jklpuzo
  21 September 2009
• Episode 02 - Whipped Unto the Third Generation
  28 September 2009
• Episode 03 - Mmm, Fish. Yum.
  5 October 2009
• Episode 04 - Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
  12 October 2009
• Episode 05 - For the Sake of the Child
  19 October 2009
• Episode 06 - Give Me Your Thumb
  2 November 2009
• Episode 07 - Untainted by Filth
  9 November 2009
• Episode 08 - Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
  16 November 2009
• Episode 09 - Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
  23 November 2009
• Episode 10 - That's Why They Call It Ball Room
  7 December 2009
• Episode 11 - Warning, It's Dirty
  14 December 2009
• Episode 12 - Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
  11 January 2010
• Episode 13 - Yay, No Polyps
  18 January 2010
• Episode 14 - Crude and Uncalled For
  1 February 2010
• Episode 15 - Aye, Aye, Captain
  8 February 2010
• Episode 16 - Tinkle Like a Princess
  1 March 2010
• Episode 17 - I Found Your Moustache
  8 March 2010
• Episode 18 - Ixnay on the Oggie Day
  22 March 2010
• Episode 19 - Keith Moon Is Vomiting in his Grave
  12 April 2010
• Episode 20 - I Called Him Magoo
  10 May 2010
• Episode 21 - Gumby with a Pokey
  17 May 2010
• Episode 22 - This Is Not Gonna End Well
  24 May 2010
• • Season 6
• Episode 01 - Taterhead Is Our Love Child
  22 September 2008
• Episode 02 - Pie Hole, Herb
  29 September 2008
• Episode 03 - Damn You, Eggs Benedict
  6 October 2008
• Episode 04 - The Flavin' and the Mavin'
  13 October 2008
• Episode 05 - A Jock Strap in Hell
  20 October 2008
• Episode 06 - It's Always Nazi Week
  3 November 2008
• Episode 07 - Best H.O. Money Can Buy
  10 November 2008
• Episode 08 - Pinocchio's Mouth
  17 November 2008
• Episode 09 - The Mooch at the Boo
  24 November 2008
• Episode 10 - He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
  8 December 2008
• Episode 11 - The Devil's Lube
  15 December 2008
• Episode 12 - Thank God for Scoliosis
  12 January 2009
• Episode 13 - I Think You Offended Don
  19 January 2009
• Episode 14 - David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
  2 February 2009
• Episode 15 - I'd Like to Start with the Cat
  9 February 2009
• Episode 16 - She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
  2 March 2009
• Episode 17 - The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
  9 March 2009
• Episode 18 - My Son's Enormous Head
  16 March 2009
• Episode 19 - The Two Finger Rule
  30 March 2009
• Episode 20 - Hello, I am Alan Cousteau
  13 April 2009
• Episode 21 - Above Exalted Cyclops
  27 April 2009
• Episode 22 - Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
  4 May 2009
• Episode 23 - Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
  11 May 2009
• Episode 24 - Baseball Was Better with Steroids
  18 May 2009
• • Season 5
• Episode 01 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
  24 September 2007
• Episode 02 - Media Room Slash Dungeon
  1 October 2007
• Episode 03 - Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
  8 October 2007
• Episode 04 - City of Great Racks
  15 October 2007
• Episode 05 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
  22 October 2007
• Episode 06 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail
  29 October 2007
• Episode 07 - The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
  5 November 2007
• Episode 08 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
  12 November 2007
• Episode 09 - Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
  19 November 2007
• Episode 10 - Kinda Like Necrophilia
  26 November 2007
• Episode 11 - Meander to Your Dander
  17 March 2008
• Episode 12 - A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
  24 March 2008
• Episode 13 - The Soil is Moist
  31 March 2008
• Episode 14 - Winky-Dink Time
  14 April 2008
• Episode 15 - Rough Night in Hump Junction
  21 April 2008
• Episode 16 - Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
  28 April 2008
• Episode 17 - Fish in a Drawer
  5 May 2008
• Episode 18 - If My Hole Could Talk
  12 May 2008
• Episode 19 - Waiting for the Right Snapper
  19 May 2008
• • Season 4
• Episode 01 - Working for Caligula
  18 September 2006
• Episode 02 - Who's Vod Kanockers
  25 September 2006
• Episode 03 - The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
  2 October 2006
• Episode 04 - A Pot Smoking Monkey
  9 October 2006
• Episode 05 - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
  16 October 2006
• Episode 06 - Apologies for the Frivolity
  23 October 2006
• Episode 07 - Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
  30 October 2006
• Episode 08 - Release the Dogs
  13 November 2006
• Episode 09 - Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
  20 November 2006
• Episode 10 - Kissing Abraham Lincoln
  27 November 2006
• Episode 11 - Walnuts and Demerol
  11 December 2006
• Episode 12 - Castrating Sheep in Montana
  8 January 2007
• Episode 13 - Don't Worry, Speed Racer
  22 January 2007
• Episode 14 - That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
  5 February 2007
• Episode 15 - My Damn Stalker
  12 February 2007
• Episode 16 - Young People Have Phlegm Too
  19 February 2007
• Episode 17 - I Merely Slept with a Commie
  26 February 2007
• Episode 18 - It Never Rains in Hooterville
  19 March 2007
• Episode 19 - Smooth as a Ken Doll
  9 April 2007
• Episode 20 - Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
  16 April 2007
• Episode 21 - Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
  23 April 2007
• Episode 22 - Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
  30 April 2007
• Episode 23 - Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
  7 May 2007
• Episode 24 - Prostitutes and Gelato
  14 May 2007
• • Season 3
• Episode 01 - Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
  19 September 2005
• Episode 02 - Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
  26 September 2005
• Episode 03 - Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
  3 October 2005
• Episode 04 - Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
  10 October 2005
• Episode 05 - We Called It Mr. Pinky
  17 October 2005
• Episode 06 - Hi, Mr. Horned One
  24 October 2005
• Episode 07 - Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
  7 November 2005
• Episode 08 - That Voodoo That I Do Do
  14 November 2005
• Episode 09 - Madame and Her Special Friend
  21 November 2005
• Episode 10 - Something Salted and Twisted
  28 November 2005
• Episode 11 - Santa's Village of the Damned
  19 December 2005
• Episode 12 - That Special Tug
  9 January 2006
• Episode 13 - Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
  23 January 2006
• Episode 14 - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
  6 February 2006
• Episode 15 - My Tongue Is Meat
  27 February 2006
• Episode 16 - Ergo, the Booty Call
  6 March 2006
• Episode 17 - The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
  13 March 2006
• Episode 18 - The Spit-Covered Cobbler
  20 March 2006
• Episode 19 - Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
  10 April 2006
• Episode 20 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
  24 April 2006
• Episode 21 - And the Plot Moistens
  1 May 2006
• Episode 22 - Just Once with Aunt Sophie
  8 May 2006
• Episode 23 - Arguments for the Quickie
  15 May 2006
• Episode 24 - That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
  22 May 2006
• • Season 2
• Episode 01 - Back Off Mary Poppins
  20 September 2004
• Episode 02 - Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
  27 September 2004
• Episode 03 - A Bag Full of Jawea
  4 October 2004
• Episode 04 - Go Get Mommy's Bra
  11 October 2004
• Episode 05 - Bad News from the Clinic
  18 October 2004
• Episode 06 - The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
  25 October 2004
• Episode 07 - A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
  8 November 2004
• Episode 08 - Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
  15 November 2004
• Episode 09 - Yes, Monsignor
  22 November 2004
• Episode 10 - The Salmon Under My Sweater
  29 November 2004
• Episode 11 - Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
  13 December 2004
• Episode 12 - A Lung Full of Alan
  3 January 2005
• Episode 13 - Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów
  17 January 2005
• Episode 14 - Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
  31 January 2005
• Episode 15 - Smell the Umbrella Stand
  7 February 2005
• Episode 16 - Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
  14 February 2005
• Episode 17 - Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!
  21 February 2005
• Episode 18 - It Was Mame, Mom
  7 March 2005
• Episode 19 - A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
  21 March 2005
• Episode 20 - I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
  18 April 2005
• Episode 21 - A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
  2 May 2005
• Episode 22 - That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
  9 May 2005
• Episode 23 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
  16 May 2005
• Episode 24 - Does This Smell Funny to You
  23 May 2005
• • Season 1
• Episode 01 - Pilot
  22 September 2003
• Episode 02 - Big Flappy Bastards
  29 September 2003
• Episode 03 - Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
  6 October 2003
• Episode 04 - If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
  13 October 2003
• Episode 05 - The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
  20 October 2003
• Episode 06 - Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
  27 October 2003
• Episode 07 - If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
  3 November 2003
• Episode 08 - Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
  10 November 2003
• Episode 09 - Phase One, Complete
  17 November 2003
• Episode 10 - Merry Thanksgiving
  24 November 2003
• Episode 11 - Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
  15 December 2003
• Episode 12 - Camel Filters and Pheremones
  5 January 2004
• Episode 13 - Sarah Like Puny Alan
  12 January 2004
• Episode 14 - I Can't Afford Hyenas
  2 February 2004
• Episode 15 - Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
  9 February 2004
• Episode 16 - That Was Saliva, Alan
  16 February 2004
• Episode 17 - Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
  23 February 2004
• Episode 18 - An Old Flame with a New Wick
  1 March 2004
• Episode 19 - I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
  22 March 2004
• Episode 20 - Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
  19 April 2004
• Episode 21 - No Sniffing, No Wowing
  3 May 2004
• Episode 22 - My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
  10 May 2004
• Episode 23 - Just Like Buffalo
  17 May 2004
• Episode 24 - Can You Feel My Finger
  24 May 2004